The Kinky Ba Zhang

Once upon a time, there were a couple of little rascals I call Ba Zhangs*. They were quite a handful, and ANNOYINGLY stubborn and frigid. It took two of us, M and I, to  get them to behave and spank them into submission.

M is more into speed, and works the kinks out of 3 Ba Zhangs for every rascal I man-handle. If you really want to know, I spend about 20 minutes with each before they finally cave. Speedy or not, after a while, the rascals give in and we soon stumbled upon their dirty little secret. These naughty little bastards are very much into bondage, an unnecessary amount, if I might add. Heck, I even broke a spoon in the process. Tsk tsk.

M likes them a little lean, as you can see. And I like mine bottom-heavy. Whatever, so long as they look sexaaaay!

So we tie them up, give them a good spanking, pop them into a sauna, and out they come, waiting to be disrobed and savaged. Muahaha, revenge is mine….! Then I sink my teeth in. And that’s it. Seven hours of foreplay implodes in four passionate bites.

Too much work for that amount of pleasure, doncha think? First and only time we’re messing around with these guys, I reckon.

*For those who are unfamiliar with Ba Zhang, read this to find out what it is, and its history! By the way, I under-seasoned the glutinous rice, and the leaves were too small for me to shove truckloads of pork belly in. the salted egg yolk I bought was also pretty shite and I couldn’t find dried oysters. The textures were great though but I’m not going to post the recipe because I wasn’t completely happy with the flavours. If you want to know about the technique and tweak my recipe, just leave a comment, and I might add it if quite a few people want it.

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21 Responses to “The Kinky Ba Zhang”


  1. 1 losangelas June 13, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    ha ha, super cool how you “spanked ” them into tastiness! They look amazing, your photos are delicious ( or the other way around) either way, thanks for sharing these :)

  2. 3 Corsage @ A Dollop Of Me June 14, 2011 at 2:33 am

    ROFL!!! I LOVE Bachang but don’t think I will EVER attempt to make them! By the way would the recipe be the same as making the usual glutinious rice? They taste similar to me!

    • 4 The Pleasure Monger June 14, 2011 at 8:12 am

      Corsage: I’m not sure actually, I haven’t tried, I have a whole lot of bamboo leaves at home, so I might try it. One thing for sure is ba zhang needs to be boiled to cook, and the usual glutinous rice needs to be steamed.

  3. 5 yAnn June 14, 2011 at 7:37 am

    Hahaha you are so naughty!
    Kudos to you for whipping those bak zhangs into shape. *piak piak*
    It’s such hard work….zzz….

  4. 9 bookjunkie June 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    I love your naughty posts :) food really is sexy…especially on your blog…eye candy indeed.

  5. 13 Swee San June 15, 2011 at 8:27 am

    cute post.. ahah little rascals.. ( – 3 -)

  6. 15 kelvintan88 June 22, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    A cute and clever piece about the almighty ba zhang! Brilliant.

  7. 17 Going With My Gut July 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Bondage bazhang! Brilliant. This made me laugh. A LOT. It also made me daaaamn hungryyyyy…..

    Wen

  8. 19 devourslowly December 8, 2011 at 5:00 am

    OMG I haven’t had these in YEARS! Absolutely YEARS! Now I really want to make rice rolls myself… must find recipes!!


  1. 1 So long and farewell…! (well for a couple of days anyway) « +(65)/plusixfive Supper Club Trackback on July 18, 2011 at 11:43 pm

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